Correspondence from the Leap Year Bunker

Leaping into Leap Day!

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Hey, it’s rudyblues here, reporting to you from the Hillbilly Township Civil Defense Association’s Leap Year Bunker, in beautiful downtown Bugtussle. In an overabundance of caution, we convene here every four years or so to brush up on our Civil Defensing and to wait out the Leap Day threat. Damn commies!

United_States_Civil_Defense_RoundelYou may wonder why we choose this particular day. Outside of the fact that we only have to do it every four years. Well, you can never be too safe, what with all the commercial air flights and surveillance drones and inter-continental ballistic missiles running around that may or may not know that it’s NOT the first day of March. What better day to launch an attack!

We’re gonna stay hunkered down here until this leap stuff is over. Now you may all laugh at me and say “rudyblues, you superstitious twit, Leap Day is nothing to worry about.” That’s what you say. You may be right. I may stick my head out of the Leap Year Bunker tomorrow, when we sound the all clear, and find out everything is just fine.

But, if on the off chance, I stick my head out and find that I was (finally) right all along, well, then to heck with this blog thing! I’m going to Disneyland!

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Author: rudyblues57

A fellow traveler in our journey around the neighborhood thermonuclear explosion. Full of random thoughts and esoteric observations about the human condition, how we treat each other, and other detritus of life.

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